shadow walking fool

umbreoncomplex:

mamawasatesttube:

BTW… PSA…. even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES…

that is so cute actually

(via nonbinary-bosmer)

mariacallous:

trans-girl-nausicaa:

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

#these are both excellent rules to live by#like#just in general

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amtrak-official:

seelezeit:

amtrak-official:

Your job is simple, you only have to do 3 things

• Fuck women in a homosexual manner
• Rode the train to places you want to visit
• Advocate for public infrastructure improvements

Advocate for public infrastructure improvements so I can ride the train to visit women I want to fuck in a homosexual manner, got it

That’s exactly what people should be doing honestly

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toastbutteregg:

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orpheuslament:

orpheuslament:

orpheuslament:

transsexuals will be like is anyone else gonna relate to the minotaur

im sorry i just feel so bad for the guy. none of it was his fault but they cast him out to a place he can never escape & told him he was a monster. destined to be forever shut down from society for a crime he did not commit. do you think he looked up at the sky from his place in the labyrinth & dreamed of a family. do you think his big brown eyes ever filled up with tears. do you think he looked at theseus when he killed him & asked him why

👆🏼 he looked like this as a baby btw. & they locked him up

(via katelyn-danger)

grimsauce:

Finally went through my photos from our mini road-trip to North Wales back in July, my SD card has been sat on my desk staring at me this entire time.

(via nonbinary-bosmer)

stepdadjesus:

bismuthcladbattleship:

musicprincess655:

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

(via vaspider)

spookyy-foxx:

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…